Oooh baby, ooooh baby, ooooh.

There doesn't seem to be a more appropriate time to say...OMG, WTF? Lindsay Lohan just performed on the American Music Awards dressed in what appeared to be a clinic gown and oversized, stripper-meets-clown sized shoes. She reminded me of a spoiled drunk girl who hogged the karaoke stage at her own party. Except not as good.

"Omigod, Aaron, you DICK. Get me up and tell the DJ to cue up The Gambler. I ain't finished.."