God is laughing. Hysterically.

Office Secret Santa. I pick old lady with no computer skills who slays me daily with her nonsense. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

The psychic I visited last week in Sedona, AZ told me I need to get rid of my anger, but C'MON!!

Only thing keeping me sane is the fact that there is a milli-chance that I may meet Dog the Bounty Hunter tomorrow at work. Do I smell a Christmas card photo op?