Blood at the Outlet Mall

So, I was Christmas shopping at the outlet mall because I love my friends and family, but only at a discount, when Bloodfest '05 occured. I was approaching the Calvin Klein outlet with visions of discounted pants dancing in my head, when I saw a well-dressed woman opening the door ahead of me. Keep in mind, there was a fierce, cold desert wind kickin'. It went down like this. She's holding mad bags, on cell phone, holds door open with ass, drops cell phone, picks up cell phone, releases ass, looks behind her and WHAM-O! Door hits face, woman hits ground, broken-nose blood splatters everywhere. I ran over to make sure she was alright (I almost felt bad for her, until I saw the great deals she got at Theory), CK employees go into emergency holy-shit mode, call EMTs and all was well. I then bought some pants at a 60% discount, in addition to sunglasses I didn't need, yet did need. Make sense? Merry Christmas.