"My tits hurt."

This is the first thing that Payless said today at work. She ceases to amaze me, she's so awful. For the rest of the day, I got to hear her leave her "roommate" [read: dude who moved into her house because his girlfriend kicked him out and now she says they are "roommates" but she is so clearly obsessed with the dude] messages on his cell phone, "every 30 minutes for the rest of the day! Heeeeeheeeehaaa ahaahahahahdsfja;sdlfk;alsdkfj;asdlkfj' ( Direct Quote).