No Deal, Howie.

The best part about Deal or No Deal is the total exposure of human greed. And stupidity. Why do the contestants always ask their 7 year old kids whether or not they should take $146K?

HOWIE: Deal or no deal?

MOM: Kevin, honey, what do you think?

[Pan to kid in glasses and a mal-fitting dress clothes.]

KEVIN (seven): No deal!



HOWIE: Kevin, how much does a house cost?

KEVIN: twenty seven dollars.

HOWIE: And Sour Patch Kids?

KEVIN: One kazillion dollars and pennies.