Monday, July 30, 2007

This seriously might be turning into a problem.

There was a time when I would come into work and be able to have a discussion about world events, presidential canidates, new restaurants, books, films and other cultural workings. But today, I sunk to a new low when I came in and screamed, "OH MY GOD, PLEASE TELL ME SOMEONE IN HERE WATCHED 'THE TWO COREYS on A&E last night!". [The fact that it's on A&E does not even count as cultural, so I'm doubly fucked].


This might be the best/worst yet. Corey Feldman, at one point, looked like a male ballet dancer in tight-white sweatpants and a Flashdance-cut boatneck, discussing with his wife (who looks like the chick from your high school that wasn't reeeeally pretty, but tagged along with the cute sluts and screwed wrestlers) how he hopes Corey Haim hasn't done anything drastic. Ya see, after finding out that the Lost Boys sequel was already in straight-to-video production, the Haimster lost it and all he was really doing was cruising around and buying them a four-year overdue wedding present from Tiffanys [Read: Went out and did 20 enormous rails of cocaine off the top of the toilet tank in a seedy Hollywood bar, got all fucked up, stumbled to the Century City Tiffanys and paid for a crystal vase with crumpled up 20's]. This might be my new favorite.

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