I'm so ashamed.

I'm flailing into a downward spiral.

Currently, I cannot drag myself away from the following:
1) Anna Nicole Smith (more specifically the troll-esque HKS)
2) Britney showing up at K-Fed's house and going ape-shit with the umbrella.
3) The Bad Girls Club
4) Real Housewives of Orange County
5) Engaged and Underage

help.