I'll be the best Tall Helper ever. I swear.

I want to live on the Roloff Farm. I want to go there in the fall and I want to sell pumpkins and drink cider. Most likely, there will be some sort of hay labyrinth that would be constructed. I would go in it, despite the fact that one of those things gave me my first, real sprained ankle at age 8. I wouldn't be scared of the pumpkin launcher, either. Fuck that shit! Launch away, party people!! We'll all watch football on Sunday and rake leaves. It'll be the awesomest fall of all time. Why? Because it's at the Roloff's house.



I love this show. I totally want to hang out with them.

p.s. You can just tell how much they hate this lame-o surfboard picture. The Roloffs are way cooler than that. Duh.