This morning, I got taken down by the man. I became the "above said driver" that drove the "above said vehicle" ('03 Corolla with the limo tint. Don't hate.) and got cited for "not coming to a full stop before the stop sign and stop line and resting front wheels in stop line."

I got busted for the California Roll.

Gawd-damn.

$280 in fines and 4 points on my license.

Luckily, I know a guy who knows a guy, so it should be good. That's what is so weird to me about this town. Corruption is totally acceptable and de riguer. Las Vegas is NUTSO. It may be the weirdest place on Earth.