Friday, April 21, 2006

I touched Jordan Catalano.


So, Jared Leto comes in today to promote his band's show tonight. I catch wind that he's in the hizzy, so I immediately check hair, cover zit, and speed to meet the man who set the standard for every crush I ever had in my so-called life. He was very nice and met all hotness expectations. All I could think of when he shook my hand was "holy shit this is jordan motherfuckin' catalano" and then I thought about the recent paparazzi photo of him text-messaging while Scarlett HOhaansen is giving him the tounge and I laughed all the way to the Diet Pepsi machine.

p.s. he has lost all of his mark chapman fat and perfectly rocked his skinny jeans.

Wednesday, April 05, 2006

Happy Hour Levee Break

So I officially got invited to the company's "cool kid" Wednesday Happy Hour. I always thought there HAD to be some of underground good shit- and so there was. Everyone loosened up, I totally got a glimpse into the WHOLE shit and I love it.

Monday, April 03, 2006

SuperNanny for President.


Enough said.